Casting:
Loser (that has to be me literally, no matter how interesting this story might be): with his head on the chopping block
Hard core jat thulla (like all other traffic cops crawling out of woodwork unsolicited): on hunt for a prey who can pay through his nose
Story
Loser is driving his car going from Gurgaon to Delhi. HCJT probably condenses out of the atmosphere and catches Loser talking on the phone while driving.
Loser is a seasoned hustler whose past is tinged with such tragedies. With experience he has learned the ropes. Even before HCJT can smile ear to ear on his latest prey, loser sheepishly takes out his wallet and slips the biggest bills (of which there is just one) into his pocket leaving behind deservingly apt amount for thulla in his wallet.
HCJT opens up his ledger which is unnecessarily a tombook. Loser can without losing bet that HCJT hasn’t used one ticket out of it ever. HCJT demands 1,500 rs. referring to dhara do sow cheh of some lousy penal code. Loser decides to cut the long story short and opens up his wallet infron of HCJT. To HCJT’s (and to Loser’s) surprise it has only Rs. 75 left with the most soggy bills on this planet. HCJT turns belligerent with such insult immediately suggesting closest ATMs as the final solution. Loser continues to crib like crazy about how he is very poor and has probably Rs. 200 total in his all ATM cards combined. HCJT becomes starry eyed at the mention of Rs. 200 but is also cognizant of the possibility of spoiling his average time taken per customer. Like an American shopkeeper, he offers a deal – I can take Rs. 200 here but if you take me to the ATM, I need Rs. 500.
Loser is a one trick pony but I guess one trick it all it takes sometimes. Loser asks HCJT if he has Rs. 500 change which shocks him. HCJT feels like a dork but does not make any bones about the issue. Loser and HCJT exchange bills leaving Loser Rs. 200 poorer and continue doing what they were doing 5 min. ago.